C. W. McCall

[the only musical instrument heard is the plucking of a jew's harp.]
i had an old cat named roy.
he was a good ol' boy.
he used to go a-huntin', down by the lake,
catch 'im a nice, fresh garter snake.
bring 'im on back and then set in the grass,
lookin' like he had 'im a green mustache.
yeah, roy was a good ol' boy.
'til the dogs got 'im.