Anything But Joey

Times it's hard and i can't fake it, when she lets me see her naked
All alone i'm beat so why can't i sleep i had that dream again
you know the kind that change your mind about life, about love
and about you too, not the band but the friend i know.
you don't feel the same, the good ones never do
Times it's hard and i can't fake it, when she lets me see her naked
(chorus) my roommate's a girl. she puts me through hell
when i tripped on love, she never fell
Maxis in the bathroom and too-cute frog stuff
everywhere i turn. though i must admit, i'm fine with victoria secret catalogs
i read 'em all the time just for the articles
and honestly they're not mine
But you know that
(chorus) my roommate's a girl. she puts me through hell
when i tripped on love, she never fell
Yes i have a girl roommate we don't mess around
but i know, i'm not gay, she just won't come around
yes i have a girl roommate we don't mess around
but i know, i'm not gay, she just won't come around
Times it's hard and i can't fake it, when she lets me see her naked
(chorus) my roommate's a girl, she puts me through hell
when i tripped on love, she never fell
My roommate's a girl i can tell you the fun never ends
my roommate's a girl she's my very best friend
Times it's hard and i can't fake it when she lets me see her naked